Republicans Hate Marriage


Many Republicans vow to preserve family values. This is odd because so many of them don't care for the sanctity of marriage. Here's one:

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So what's the deal with this site?

It's just a list of various Republican officials who have cheated on their spouses and engaged in other activities unsuitable of government figures.

Why just Republicans? Haven't Democrats cheated on their spouses, too?

This is true, the most notorious being President Bill Clinton, followed by such notables as John Edwards, Eliot Spitzer, and Anthony Weiner. We're not denying that or excusing that. However, Democrats don't claim to be upholding the "sanctity of marriage" and "traditional American family values" while they screw around.

So it's more the hypocrisy you're objecting to, right?

Correct. It's pretty righteous of Newt Gingrich to criticize anyone's character after he cheated on both of his first two wives with other women (as well as being embroiled in a range of other ethics issues).

I know of this other Republican who you don't have on here.

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Send it over. There's a huge list of people to add and they'll go up slowly over the next few weeks.

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You betcha. And I'll let that one slide.